I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
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