oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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