it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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