This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
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