Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
My breasts were aching with rage.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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