I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
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we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
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just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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