I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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