yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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