singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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