The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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