at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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