You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
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I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
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Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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