The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Vodka?
Forever.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
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