she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
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so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
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My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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