She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
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The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
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I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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