I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
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His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
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Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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