When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
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