Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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