and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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