We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
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how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
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Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
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