My boss' voice literally gives me gas
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
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Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
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They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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