Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
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I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
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Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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