I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Wow word travels fast.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.