We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
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apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
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captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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