Me too!
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Just invented taco cereal.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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