Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
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