guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
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Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
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WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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