You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
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We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
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I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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