Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
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Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
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Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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