he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
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It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
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Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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