Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
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