I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Randomize
