I must be too annoying 4 u.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
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don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
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Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.