break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
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once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
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I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.