3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Naked. naked and bneed help.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
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