it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
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Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
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I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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