try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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