I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
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Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
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I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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