She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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