took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
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I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
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Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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