North Korea, Best Korea!
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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