Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
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