Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
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dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
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Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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