What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
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you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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