is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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