would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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