dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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