I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
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Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
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Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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