Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
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Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
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Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
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