Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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