new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
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I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
We don't watch enough power rangers
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I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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