shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
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