i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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